You may or may not know that the Flagler Flea Market is no more. May 31, 2009 marked the death of the local community staple. Management told vendors that they didn’t have to go home, but they did have to clear the way for construction crews. Flagler Dog Track is currently in the midst of a $45 million to $50 million renovation dubbed ”Magic City Casino’ that will add 700 slots and a 2,000-seat amphitheater to the existing dog racing and poker offerings.
Management told vendors that the closing was only temporary and that the flea market would eventually be back. However, after reading the Chief Operating Officer’s following statement in CBS4:
“It won’t be the way it was back there, it will be reopen in a different fashion, it might reopen in the back, we’re not sure yet. We’re studying all the options we have to try and bring back the vendors.”
I wouldn’t hold my breath. After all, do they really want flea market enthusiasts mixing with the casino/restaurant/nightclub/bar clientele that they hope to attract?
If you never visited the flea market or hadn’t visited since your father bought you that Tandy TRS-80 you were oh-so-proud to own, here’s what you missed and what I will miss forever.
Adrian Salgado is a realtor associate with dash – real estate company. He can be reached at 305-491-7179 or SalgadoA@gmail.com. You can friend him on Facebook, follow him on Twitter, and connect with him on LinkedIn.
It’s March. And that can only mean one or all of four things – aguaseros, St. Patrick’s Day (think Miller Lite with blue #2 and yellow #5), my birthday ($20’s, $50’s, & $100’s, cashier’s checks, and wire transfers are accepted – no personal checks), and
Recession Remix ‘09 Volume 2.0 Version
The Recession Remix ‘09 version didn’t include the last (or first – depends on your perspective – half empty/half full?) 7 blocks this year. SW 11th AVE served as the festival’s eastern boundary (as opposed to SW 4th AVE in years past). Kiwanis of Little Havana, sponsor and organizer of the 31-year-old street festival, was forced to (surprise, surprise) cut costs. Organizers cite that donations aren’t rolling through like they used to (not exactly in those words, but…).
Apparently, artists aren’t donating their talents these days either. Baby Rasta y Gringo, Fat Joe, and Mr. 305 himself – Pitbull (of “Culo” fame) – served as “headliners” in this year’s edition, a far cry from the Celia Cruzes, El Gran Combos, Oscar D’Leons, Willie Chirinos, and yes, even the talentless Gloria Estefans (with her record-setting conga line and all) of yesteryear.
But who goes to Calle Ocho for the “talent”? I mean, really, the last thing anybody’s worried about at Calle Ocho is if Yolandita Monge is gonna hit 3 octaves above Middle C. Calle Ocho is for notes of another kind
Yep. Sapporo, the sumo wrestler in a can, was back in Little Havana this year. You may remember that last year these pups were $1 (as in won dolla). Well, the good folks at Casa Juancho – home to the sumo wrestlers – marked it up 100% this year! That’s right, this year Sapporos were
Still the best deal in town, by far. Remember, these sumos are good for 22 oz. Did you notice the Don Q for $3? Oowee!
Nevertheless, last year’s rules (click here for last year’s rules) were still kind of in place this year. The New Balance 992’s? Check. Canon PowerShot SD 750? Got it. Hat down low? Yes, Sir. Arnette eyewear? You know it.
What else? Mas na’. Time to beat the pavement and make new friends.
Friends like
“Peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly. Peanut butter jelly. Peanut butter jelly with the baseball bat”.
How do you say “camel toe” in Spanish again?
You KNOW Puelto Jico was in the house. You can’t call it a party if you didn’t invite a Puerto Rican. Straight up.
Or maybe I’ll just keep it Clark Kent and kick it with
Naw, who wants to kick it with a mild-mannered reporter at an event like this when you can kick it with
No come dulce de leche por el colesterol. Dice palabras en ingles mezclada con español.
Or maybe I’ll just grub on some
Note: If the following conversation was taking place in Facebook, it would be taking place via the inbox, not on the wall (hint, hint!). Go ‘head and get you a lil’ Facebook etiquette for free…
Hachy (Cyber BFF), I thought about the paella and the dry ice and calculated the shipping costs and all that, but – remember the sumo wrestlers in a can?
I had a few.
Well, maybe a little more. You understand, I’m sure.
Not a big fan of paella? Let’s see what else is cooking:
Alright. That’s more my speed.
How ’bout some
I could’ve gone with
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but opted for
and
Nicaraguans know their meat. The carne asada was as good as it looks. Very tasty. The gallo pinto? I’ve had much better. But remember – sumo wrestlers.
The arepa? I can’t remember the last time I’ve had a good one. Anybody know where they serve a good arepa?
Dessert?
Naw, this is a much better dessert
Sorry. I meant this
There.
Is that salsa music?
Of course. There’s a salsa school doing their thing in front of the stage. You know what I’m talking about. You got the guy screaming “Coca Cola” and everybody reacts to his call in synchronized manner. That’s dope. They practiced hard last week.
I knew it was him. He’s got some vocals. Good footwork too.
Damn, I lost my friends. Where did
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Damn. They left me.
Oh well, I wanted to buy you all a souvenir anyways. Check it out. I thought about getting you an
but then you’d think I’m cheap. So I thought about
but then you’d think I’m cheap AND a communist, so I thought “why don’t I just get them something that’ll show some good ole’ nationalistic pride?”
but I realized right before I was about to pay that not everyone wears a belt. So I moved on to the guy right next to him, cause he had
but I had to run out of there. Homeboy threatened to sue me after I questioned the authenticity of his goods while photographing them. Take a look:
That’s a Louie baby!
Having to stop to catch my breath gave me a chance to think.
Being that
I thought to myself, “Why would I buy you, my loyal readers, a generic gift at Calle Ocho when I can give you the gift that keeps on giving?”. You can have your very own straight-to-video copy of “Keep It Raunchy, Mami (and Papi)”. It’ll serve as a new and improved edition of “Calle Ocho: When In Doubt”.
You can thank me later.
Adrian Salgado is a realtor associate with dash – real estate company and can be reached at 305-491-7179 or SalgadoA@gmail.com. You can friend him on Facebook, follow him on Twitter, and/or connect with him on LinkedIn.
Making Home Affordable, the program unveiled by the Obama Administration on March 4, 2009 to help homeowners at risk of losing their homes via taxpayer-subsidized reductions in their mortgage payments, is expected to help three to four million families avoid foreclosure at a cost of $75 billion over the next several years according to The New York Times.
The plan encourages lenders to modify the mortgages of homeowners who can no longer afford their monthly housing payments because of a hardship – loosely defined as “lost income, increased expenses, payment shock from an adjustable-rate mortgage, and other indications of being at risk of default” – into a 30 or 15 year fixed interest rate loan. The program, applicable only to those with mortgages owned or guaranteed by Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac, is designed to “prevent the destructive impact of foreclosures on families and communities” according to the Treasury Department.
Who is eligible?
To apply for Making Home Affordable, you must be:
The owner-occupant of a one (1) to four (4) unit home (i.e. must be your primary residence).
Current on mortgage payments (i.e. have not been more than 30 days late on your mortgage payments in the last 12 months).
Have an unpaid balance that is equal to or less than $729,750 (for one unit properties; higher for two to four unit properties).
Have a loan that was originated before January 1, 2009.
The first mortgage cannot exceed 105% of the value of the property (ex: your property is worth $100,000 and you owe no more than $105,000).
Have a stable income to support the new mortgage payments.
How do I know if my loan is owned or has been securitized/guaranteed by Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac?
Call your mortgage servicer (the entity you sent payment to) or lender and ask them. You may also contact Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac directly at:
Fannie Mae
1-800-7FANNIE (8:00 am to 8:00 pm EST)
www.fanniemae.com/homeaffordable
Freddie Mac
1-800-FREDDIE (8:00 am to 8:00 pm EST)
www.freddiemac.com/avoidforeclosure/
How does it work?
A mortgage lender or mortgage servicing company will initially receive cash incentives to modify a borrower’s loan so that the monthly housing payments (principal, interest, property taxes, homeowners insurance, homeowners/condo association fees) decline to no more than 38% of the household’s monthly gross income. At this point, the government will match, dollar for dollar, the lender’s cost in reducing payments to the target affordability level of about 31% of your gross monthly income.
How is that achieved?
Step 1: The lender drops the interest rate to as low as 2%. If that lowers the monthly housing payment to 31% of gross monthly income, then that’s the rate. For example, if 3.5% lowers the monthly housing payment to 31%, then 3.5% is your rate. The rate will not go lower.
Step 2: If lowering the rate to 2% doesn’t lower the monthly housing payment to 31% of gross monthly income, the lender will then extend the term of the loan up to 40 years. Again, it doesn’t have to be 40 years. If a 2% rate over 34 years lowers the monthly payment down to 31% of income, then 2% over 34 years is your program.
Step 3: If a 2% rate and a 40-year term do not get the payment down to the target affordability level of 31%, the next step is to forbear principal.This does not mean that the lender, out of the goodness of his/her heart (can’t decide what sex “lenders” are), will chop off the principal owed. It means that the borrower pays interest on only part of the mortgage balance. The borrower still owes the same amount as before. For example, someone might owe $100,000, but pay 2% over 40 years on $75,000. However, all $100,000 must be paid back if the homeowner sells the home or refinances the mortgage later.
Note: The lowered interest rates don’t last for the entire term of the loan. They last only five years. If a lender agrees to reduce the interest rate below the current market rates of about 5%, the lender is allowed to raise the rate by as much as 1 percentage point per year until the rate is close to the prevailing rate during the week that the modification was approved.
If the lender reduces the interest rate to a level that is still above today’s market rate (i.e. 6% from 9%), the modified rate remains in place for the life of the loan.
Each lender will determine if its cost from reducing the monthly payments, after accounting for the government’s cost-sharing, would be less than the costs it would incur from foreclosing. If the result of that calculation shows that the lender’s cost in modifying the loan would be lower than the cost of foreclosing, the lender would be required to modify the borrower’s loan.
I have a first and second mortgage. Can I refinance both under Making Home Affordable?
Only the first mortgage is eligible for modification. As long as the amount due on the first mortgage is less than 105% of the value of the property, borrowers with more than one mortgage may be eligible. The lender that has your second mortgage must agree to remain in second lien position.
What are the costs associated with modifying the loan?
Lenders will have to bear the administrative expense of reviewing the loans and making their cost estimates. If there are costs associated with the modification (i.e. back taxes, liens, etc.) your servicer will add those costs on to the amount you owe.
Is housing counseling required?
If the sum of all recurring monthly expenses (car payments, credit card debt, second mortgages, child support) is equal to or exceeds 55% of your gross monthly income, you must agree to participate in housing counseling provided by a HUD-approved housing counselor as a condition of getting the modification.
How do I apply for a loan modification?
Call your mortgage servicer and ask to be considered for a Home Affordable Modification. Eligible loans can be modified ONE TIME through December 31, 2012. Before calling, make sure that you have the following information and/or documents ready:
Recent pay stubs
Most recent income tax return
Information about any second mortgage on the home
Account balances and minimum monthly payments due on all of your credit cards
Account balances and monthly payments on all your other debts such as student loans and car loans
Hardship letter describing the circumstances that caused your income to be reduced or expenses to be increased (job loss, divorce, illness, etc.)
In theory, there is NO limit on the loan-to-value ratio for a modified loan. People may be eligible for help even if the value of their home is much less than the outstanding amount of the mortgage. However, persuading their lender to modify a loan that is deeply underwater is a whole ‘nother thing.
This program will help a small percentage of those in need of help. It doesn’t do a whole lot for the family whose main source of income just lost a job and whose monthly income pretty much evaporated. It won’t do much either for that person who racked up credit card debt in an effort to save his/her home. In other words, in places like Florida, specifically South Florida, where prices have fallen due to over development, mortgage fraud, and “investor” speculation, the message is pretty clear: sink or swim. A large percentage will sink.
At any rate, BEWARE of any person or organization (no matter how legit they may look) that asks you to pay a fee (especially upfront) in exchange for a counseling service or modification of a loan.
Adrian Salgado is a realtor associate with dash – real estate company and can be reached at 305-491-7179 or SalgadoA@gmail.com. You can friend him on Facebook, follow him on Twitter, and/or connect with him on LinkedIn.
First, there was the $15,000 Tax Credit for all home buyers approved by the Senate. The problem with that? It wasn’t final. Why? The Senate version of the bill was different than the version presented by the House, which means that the bill had to go to a conference committee consisting of members of both the House and the Senate in order to reconcile the differences between the two bills. What happened when they got together? They scrapped the $15,000 Tax Credit and opted for a smaller tax credit that applies to first time home buyers only.
The First Time Home Buyer Tax Credit, an $8,000 tax credit made effective when President Obama signed the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act into law on February 17, 2009, provides an incentive for first time home buyers to purchase a home this year. In turn, the credit serves as a mechanism to decrease the oversupply of homes currently for sale.
The credit is available only to first time home buyers who purchase a principal residence on or after January 1, 2009 and beforeDecember 1, 2009. Any home that is purchased for $80,000 or more qualifies for the full $8,000 tax credit. If the house costs less than $80,000, the credit will be 10% of the cost.
Ex: If an individual purchases a primary residence for $60,000 (very doable in this market), the credit would be $6,000.
How will they determine who is a first time homebuyer?
A person is considered a first time home buyer if he/she has not had any ownership interest in a home in the three (3) years previous to the day of the 2009 purchase.
What is considered a principal residence?
A principal residence is the home where an individual spends most of his/her time (generally more than 50% of the time). It is also defined as owner-occupied housing.
Is there an income restriction?
An income restriction based on the tax filing status that the purchaser claims when filing his/her income tax return is in place. Individuals filing a Form 1040 as Single (or Head of Household) are eligible for the credit if their income is no more than $75,000. Married couples who file a joint return may have income of no more than $150,000.
So, how does this tax credit work?
The tax credit is applied to the total income tax bill once the total income tax owed by the purchaser has been computed. Every dollar of a tax credit reduces income taxes by a dollar.
In other words, say that before taking any credits on a tax return a person has a total tax liability of $10,000. The $8,000 tax credit would wipe out all but $2,000 of the tax due ($10,000 – $8,000).
How about if a person’s entire income tax liability for the year is less than the $8,000 tax credit?
This is where it starts to make sense. This tax credit is what is referred to as a refundable credit, meaning that if an eligible purchaser’s total tax liability is less than the $8,000 tax credit, the IRS would send the purchaser a check for the difference between the $8,000 credit amount and the amount of tax liability.
Let’s say the purchaser has a total tax liability of $5,000. Once the $8,000 tax credit is applied it not only erases his/her tax liability, it provides the purchaser with an asset in the form of a $3,000 check from Tio Sam.
Unlike the $7,500 tax credit enacted by Congress in 2008 which served more as an interest-free loan, the 2009 $8,000 tax credit does not have to be repaid.
Furthermore,eligible home buyers who make their purchase between January 1, 2009 and December 1, 2009 can treat the purchase as if it had occurred in 2008. Thus, they have the option of claiming the $8,000 credit on their 2008 tax return due on April 15, 2009 (if they purchase between January 1, 2009 and April 15, 2009)or claiming the credit on their 2009 tax return due April 15, 2010.
Eligible purchasers who extend their 2008 income tax filing (until as late as October 15, 2009) can also treat a purchase between January 1, 2009 and the date of their extension deadline as a 2008 purchase. Thus, they too have the have the option of claiming the $8,000 credit on their 2008 tax return or claiming the credit on their 2009 tax return due April 15, 2010.
Anyone claiming the credit who decides to sell the property within 3 years of the date of purchase, will be required to pay back the full amount of any credit, including any refund received from it. The 3-year recapture rule is designed as an anti-flipping rule.
So, will this help jump-start the struggling real estate market? I don’t know. The fact that it only applies to first time home buyers and not all home buyers doesn’t offer any incentive to those who have the equity to sell and buy in today’s market (contrary to popular belief or what the media would have you believe, people like that still exist). However, this is definitely an upgrade to the 2008 $7,500 tax credit that has to be repaid.
For more information regarding the First Time Home Buyer Tax Credit click here or feel free to contact me at 305-491-7179 or SalgadoA@gmail.com.
Disclosure: Adrian Salgado is a realtor associate with dash – real estate company. He is not an accountant, CPA, tax attorney, or any other kind of tax professional. As a matter of fact, he hates accounting with a passion and believes that anyone with an accounting degree is really a masochist disguised as a numbers cruncher. Seek the advice of a masochist professional before making any decisions that may potentially cause the IRS to send Luca Brasi over to your newly purchased home.
Before I continue telling you how ridiculous (in a very good way) he is, allow me to admit the following – I am officially a Federico Uribe groupie.
There. I said it. So what.
This man never ceases to amaze. A little over two months ago I eagerly demonstrated the installation he put together for Art Baselites titled “Animal Farm”, a follow-up of sorts to his 2006 installation, “Human Nature”. Last night, I had the wonderful opportunity to witness (for the first time) what Mr. Uribe can do with the more traditional canvas.
Tradition starts and ends with the canvas, however. Uribe, known for using shoes, mops, clothes pins, pencils, wood scraps, rakes, purses, ping pong balls, corks, shovels, dusters, pliers, and just about anything he can get his hands on to create installations, stuck to shoelaces (hence, the title of the show) to create the five works on display at Praxis International Art in the Wynwood Arts District.
Interlude: The cluster of art galleries located on NW 1 PL and NW 2 AVE between NW 22 St and NW 23 ST, including, but not limited to Fredric Snitzer Gallery, Kevin Bruk Gallery, David Castillo Gallery, Praxis International Art, etc., is slowly evolving into what many had envisioned for Wynwood. Let’s hope that the forces that be continue to build off of this without watering down the flavor.
I have a feeling that 2009 is going to be a big year for Federico Uribe. His tipping point is near. Kanye West featured Uribe’s work on his blog just two days ago. It’s only a matter of time before the masses take notice.
Enjoy these photographs, but don’t live vicariously through them. Get off of your couch, throw the kids in el pisicorre, and head over to Praxis International (2219 NW 2 AVE – 305.573.2900) before it’s too late. You do want to be the envy of your friends, don’t you?
AdrianSalgado is a Realtor Associate with dash – real estate company and can be reached at 305-491-7179 or SalgadoA@gmail.com.
I have this Google Alert set up that provides me with an email update of the latest relevant Google results (web, news, etc.) for my name – Adrian Salgado – that I usually just skim through since most of the alerts link back to this blog or my Active Rain blog. However, this morning I awoke to a Google Alert with the words “Miller” and “McCune” attached to it and did the double-take a millisecond short of deleting it.
The article attached to the Alert, “The Slumming of Suburbia”, was published this morning by Miller-McCune, a solutions-based research magazine that “draws on academic research and other definitive sources to provide reasoned policy options and solutions for today’s pressing issues”.
The journalist behind the article, David Villano, emailed me a few weeks ago after stumbling upon a blog post I wrote a few months back titled “Suburbia: 21st Century Ghetto?”. He asked me to call him regarding some research he was conducting regarding a topic I am very passionate about – suburban America. After a few rounds of phone tag, we set a date and time for a phone interview, he asked me a few questions, I answered willingly, and the rest – as they say - is history.
I am very honored to have a quote, my name, and a thought attached to something published in such a prestigious and well-respected publication. However, I am much more honored by the fact that there are others out there who share the same (very serious) concerns I have about American suburbia and the death of the “American Dream”.
It’s sad to think that the same ignorance that allowed the destruction of American cities may once again be the culprit responsible for the suburban demise.
I hope it’s not too late. For an urban dweller’s sake.
This 2-story single-family residence with voluminous ceilings on an oversized lot with golf course exposure in the Santa Barbara subdivision of Grand Palms, a gated golf resort community with a 27-hole championship golf course in the City of Pembroke Pines, was just listed for sale by the REO Team at dash – real estate company.
Property Characteristics
5 Bedrooms + Den
4 Full Baths
4,349 SF (Living Area)
14,964 SF (Lot Size)
3-Car Garage
Year Built = 1995
This home is in need of minor repairs and updating. It features 2 bedrooms, a den, and 3 full baths on the first floor. The master bedroom and 2nd bedroom feature their own private bathrooms. The third bath on the first floor serves as a guest bath that is accessible from the pool area.
Marble flooring is in place in the living area, family room, dining room, kitchen, and guest bath.
An open kitchen (to family room) features wood cabinets with granite counter tops and stainless steel appliances. Floor-to-ceiling tinted windows in the family room flood the home with plentiful sunlight.
The second floor features 3 bedrooms, a loft area, and 1 en-suite bath. All bedrooms are carpeted. The staircase and loft area feature wood laminate flooring in good condition.
The exterior of the home features a swimming pool with spa surrounded by brick pavers. Three HVAC systems, a water heater, and water filtration system are in place.
Grand Palms is located in close proximity to the shopping and entertainment of The Shops at Pembroke Gardens and Pembroke Lakes Mall, the wonderful recreational opportunities of C.B Smith Park, and numerous major arterial highways (I-75, I-595, US 27).
Residents of Grand Palms can also boast about the two “A” schools (elementary and middle schools) and “B” school (high school) within their school boundaries (according to www.browardschools.com).
For more information regarding this home, please contact me at 305-491-7179.
Adrian Salgado is a realtor associate with dash – real estate company and can be reached at 305-491-7179 or SalgadoA@gmail.com.
This updated single-family residence on a large corner lot in Silver Bluff was just listed for sale by the REO Team at dash – real estate company.
Property Characteristics
3 Bedrooms
2 Full Baths
2,002 SF (Living Area)
8,625 SF (Lot Size)
In-law Living Quarters (1/1 in converted garage)
Year Built = 1946
The distribution of space, functional floor plan, original wood floors, and faux fireplace create a practical and comfortable setting, while a gallery of windows in the ample family room creates a naturally bright and cheerful environment.
Thermofoil cabinets with granite counter tops adorn the spacious kitchen (matching stainless steel range and refrigerator sold separately). A utility room equipped with a washer/dryer hookup and a Titan water heater located next to the kitchen provides the comfort we’ve all come to expect.
The bedrooms, split to the left side of the home, are very spacious – a rarity for a home built in the 1940’s.
An updated living quarter (converted garage) with a private entrance on the right side of the home can serve as an in-law quarter or home office.
Located in the heart of Miami just a short drive from Coral Gables, Coconut Grove, Downtown Miami, Key Biscayne, La Pequeña Habana, Casola’s Pizza, and walking distance to the Metrorail, this stately home is perfect for that buyer with discerning tastes in search of an updated mid-century home in an “A” location.
For more information contact me directly at 305-491-7179,
Adrian Salgado is a realtor associate with dash – real estate companyin Miami, FL. He can be reached at 305-491-7179 or SalgadoA@gmail.com.
It was the Vicks® NyQuil®. I knew I shouldn’t have. But damn, you know you’re not feeling well when it’s 80 degrees on your Totaline P474-1050 5/2 Day Programmable thermostat (courtesy of JP Air Conditioning), you’re shaking like a salt shaker and the Ying Yang Twins and Lil’ Jon are nowhere in sight.
I was supposed to meet Gaspar, Melchior, and Balthasar and….
The Vicks® NyQuil® knocked me out past noon.
Although I got there late (and missed out on the créme de la créme – Manny Diaz, Ileanita, Joe Sanchez, Julio Robaina, Matti Bower, etc.), it was pretty easy to figure out the order of things:
“Parade float” with big logos marketing to the Medicare-wielding Hispanic male and female demographic subset.
Convertible Mustang with Univision news anchor/reporter, talk show host, and/or actor/actress sitting atop back seat smiling and waving at crowd.
Motorcycle club of middle-aged men with middle-aged (but younger) woman in tow.
Marching band of local historically black high school.
Convertible Mustang with incumbent or aspiring local politician sitting atop back seat smiling and waving at crowd.
Scantily-clad females smiling, waving, and dancing (simultaneously) while marketing a sporting event/sports team.
Repeat (not necessarily in same order).
Yep, Leon had la orquesta.
The only thing better than seeing Raul de Molina (of El Gordo y la Flaca fame) sitting atop the backseat of a convertible Mustang would have been seeing Raul de Molina sitting atop the backseat of a convertible Mustang while eating Lili Estefan (la Flaca) one limb at a time with napkin tucked neatly under his chin.
“Fiera, te enterastes que voy a desfilar en La Parada de los Reyes Magos?”
Fiera: “No joda”!
“Si, el clu’ de moto mio va a desfilar. Tuuuto, El Flaaaco, El Chiiino, mi primo Arieliiito…to’ el mundo. Me llevo a Yanusleyska…”
I know they put the “F” in FCAT, but you can’t be serious. Don’t teachers teach students to proofread?
By this time I was doing “The Creep Dog” and leading it into “Throw the D” (My uncle Pee Wee would’ve been proud).
No pun intended, I’m sure.
A FUEGO. Papi’s reward for missing the Eagles vs. Giants to bask in the sun with his snot-nosed little one instead (I know – priceless).
I didn’t get this one. What does the sunglass-shielded cactus have to do with la Doctora Maribel?
Oscar Haza, the modern day Maximo Gomez. Maximo Gomez was born in the Dominican Republic and fought for Cuba’s independence from Spain. Oscar Haza was born in the Dominican Republic and fights for TV ratings using Cuba (sigh) as his only (monotonous, some would say) topic.
Somebody laughed at Baryshnikov too, I’m sure.
U.S.A. Jersey (in a knot) with Dominican Republic cap and Cuban flag = bachata+ salsa + drop it like it’s hot. Wicked.
The people’s champ. It’s in his blood.
How on earth did this dude score Barbara Bermudo, princesa puertorriqueña (de descendencia cubana, of course) from Guaynabo City, PR? She is the reason why anyone would watch Primer Impacto. Women to try to look like her. Men to create a mental image for later on that night.
Peter Fonda approved.
“Hello, deja el show. Súbete la mini-falda hasta la espalda. Súbetela, deja el show, más alta. Que ahora vamo’a bailar por to’a la jarda…”
“No pague esa casa”! Alex Hanna of Alex A. Hanna Law Library at St. Thomas University-fame would be proud.
By now, I’m sure you’re wondering: “Where’s the picture of Gaspar, Melchior, and Balthasar?”.
Great question. The search party put together in search of los reyes was unsuccessful. They searched for camels, gold robes, purple robes, grass, but came up empty handed.
An unnamed source (pictured below) made the following statement off the record:
“Esos descarao’ desfilaron, pero se dieron cuenta que los habian cogido pal trajin, se acomplejaron y vendieron el oro que llevaban, se parquearon abajo de una mata alante del Presidente Supemarque con un doce de Jenika (Heineken®), se fumaron la mirra y encendieron el incieso. “
I guess I’ll have to wait till next year.
Until then…
Unnamed source
Photo Credit: The first image (artist rendition) of Los Reyes Magos on this blog post courtesy of Marisa Montes.
adrian salgado is a realtor associate with dash, real estate company in miami, fl. you can reach him at 305-491-7179 or email him at salgadoa@gmail.com.
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