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That’s Wrong Vol. 1 (El Caballo)

I’m anxiously cutting through back roads. I need to get to the 2-1-7 as fast as I can. Jeter’s gotta get out. Poor guy has been home alone all day and needs relief fast. He doesn’t spell relief R-O-L-A-I-D-S. He spells it P-I-S-S.

Interlude: “Jeter” is my parents’ 7 year old Viszla/Rhodesian Ridgeback, not the 3-time Gold Glove award winner with a career .317 batting average who was named American League Rookie of the Year in 1996, World Series and All Star Game MVP in 2000 and American League Silver Slugger in 2006 & 2007. Not the one with 4 championship rings either.

As I head west on a nondescript stretch that separates Coral Gables from West Miami, I notice this


and I can’t contain myself. I had to pull out the Canon Powershot SD 450.

Can any appraisers out there please tell me how much value this work of art adds to the property?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Adrian Salgado is a Realtor Associate with RED I Realty in Miami, FL and can be reached at 305-491-7179 or


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