(Small CBS single-family home built on a large canal-front, rhomboidish-shaped lot in North Westchester circa 1959.)
David Mijares has to physically inspect the structure’s interior.
We gotta complete a BPO. You know, a Broker Price Opinion.
See, the bank owns this property. Yes, the same bank that carelessly lend stitch (i.e. money) to the substitute teacher that doubles as alcoholic beverage promoter at the local sports bar on mid-week evenings cause “baby gotta eat”. The same bank that got in touch with an asset manager that got in touch with us so that we could provide them with an opinion of value on this piece of property before the chosen listing agent puts it on the market for sale.
So David (yes, that David. The Jewban that has Matzo Ball Soup and Brisket for Passover, but’ll tear up that lechon on Noche Buena faster than you can say “Homeboy, we’re celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ tomorrow.” The same one that started a blog on March 19, 2008 and hasn’t put thought to keyboard since.) goes to the property and does his thing. And he comes back with this
This kitchen _______________.
Go ahead. Fill it in.
Adrian Salgado is a Realtor Associate with RED I Realty in Miami, FL and can be reached at 305-491-7179 or SalgadoA@gmail.com.
7 responses so far ↓
squirel master // May 2, 2008 at 10:34 am
What you talking about Willis???
I have a house with almost that exact same kitchen minus the wallpaper. It is also in Westchester. It might of been the same builder.
Major13 // May 2, 2008 at 10:38 am
I think the shed in the back is in better shape! Then they point the finger at the Broker! Shame on the lenders.
Ines // May 2, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Hey Adrian!! It was such a pleasure to meet you today and to find your awesome blog! Love to read opinions and people that are not afraid to express them.
Someone has to be at fault you know, it could be a never ending circle of finger pointing….the reality is sad.
Adrian Salgado // May 3, 2008 at 9:12 am
Ines,
It was certainly a pleasure meeting you as well.
It’s nice to see that there are others who choose to use their voice in a meaningful way.
See you around.
Adam // May 3, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Ohhh Miami I Love This Town , Will Smith . . .
Nice Post Dude Keep it Up.
Lu // May 9, 2008 at 9:33 am
Adrian, That kitchen rocks!!! I would have taken that kitchen over the one I had when we bought our house.
STEALTH // May 15, 2008 at 3:43 pm
better than my 1987 built, particle board piec of s***. They could’ve used the same ad slogan for particle board cabinetry as they did for
CHIA PETS…jus add water and watch them grow…AMAZING!
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